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Morgoth, Lord of Darkness
Depth: 5000ft Rarity: 1 Speed: 30 Hitpoints: 200d100 AC: 150 Exp: 32767
He is the Master of the Pits of Angband. His figure is like a black mountain crowned with lightning. He rages with everlasting anger, his body scarred by Fingolfin's eight mighty wounds. He can never rest from his pain, but seeks forever to dominate all that is light and good in the world. He is the origin of man's fear of darkness and created many foul creatures with his evil powers. Orcs, Dragons, and Trolls are his most foul corruptions, causing much pain and suffering in the world to please him. His disgusting visage, twisted with evil, is crowned with iron, the two remaining Silmarils forever burning him. Grond, the mighty Hammer of the Underworld, cries defiance as he strides towards you to crush you to a pulp! This evil creature is found at a depth of 5000ft and moves incredibly quickly. He is magical, casting spells intelligently which invoke mana storms, produce mana bolts, produce nether balls, cause brain smashing, summon monsters, summon Unique Monsters, summon Ring Wraiths, summon Greater Undead, summon Ancient Dragons or summon Greater Demons; 1 time in 3. He can bore through walls and push past weaker monsters. He regenerates quickly. He is immune to acid, lightning, fire, cold and poison. He cannot be frightened or confused or slept. He is ever vigilant for intruders, which he may notice from 1000 feet. He may carry up to 20 exceptional objects. He can hit to shatter with damage 20d10, hit to shatter with damage 20d10, hit to reduce all stats with damage 10d12 and touch to drain charges. You feel an intense desire to kill this monster...
Use MS Translator to translate it into all the languages (including chinese, korean, arabic, japanese...), and you get this hallucinating garbage:
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Of course, the translation using non conventional character sets will give words that can't be translated or that are phonetically translated. But using only languages with conventional character sets still gives hilarious results. Look what our Morgy becomes...
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