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Ace
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Funny Online Translator

Post by Ace » Tue 03.06.2008, 19:04

Hey!

The MS online translator is online! Check it out - the mangband site in German is hilarious, I am sure the other languages would also get a very high comedy rating :)
Luftjagdhund
Tiefe: 1000ft Rarität: 1 Geschwindigkeit: +0 Hitpoints: Wechselstrom 15d8: 30 Exp: 200
Wirbelnde Dämpfe umgeben dieses Tier, während es in Richtung zu Ihnen schwimmt und scheinbar gehen auf Luft. Schädliche Gase stechen Ihre Kehle. Dieses Geschöpf wird normalerweise an einer Tiefe von 1000ft gefunden und bewegt sich mit normaler Geschwindigkeit. Es kann Gift atmen. Es kann hinunter Türen heftig schlagen. Es ist gegen Gift immun. Es ist überhaupt für Eindringlinge aufmerksam, die es von 300 Fuß beachten kann. Es erscheint normalerweise in den Gruppen. Es kann beißen, um mit Schaden 1d8, Bissen zum Gift mit Schaden 1d8, Greifer des Angriffs mit Schaden 3d3 und Greifer zu vergiften des Angriffs mit Schaden 3d3.

PowerWyrm
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Re: Funny Online Translator

Post by PowerWyrm » Wed 04.06.2008, 15:25

Let's do the "Edika" translation: I took the description of the Air Hound, used MS online translator to translate it into all available languages and then back in English... and the result is as follows:
The dog of the air combatant (against air by struggling): Ideas ï but ð on in, which it these in ð ë å would encircle ò, given that it too much in no way absolutely they clearly to you in One thousand to be withdrawn. Benzine pierces (harmful) harmful (benzine) its throat. This training is ordinarily respected in the bottom of 1000 feet and movement in the normal speed. He knows (it I can breathe ä. He knows (he knows doors niederschlagen. To poison (Poison) is free.
FYI, the original text was:
Air hound: Swirling vapours surround this beast as it floats towards you, seemingly walking on air. Noxious gases sting your throat. This creature is normally found at a depth of 1000ft and moves at normal speed. It may breathe poison. It can bash down doors. It is immune to poison.

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Re: Funny Online Translator

Post by PowerWyrm » Wed 04.06.2008, 19:37

Take this text:
Morgoth, Lord of Darkness
Depth: 5000ft Rarity: 1 Speed: 30 Hitpoints: 200d100 AC: 150 Exp: 32767
He is the Master of the Pits of Angband. His figure is like a black mountain crowned with lightning. He rages with everlasting anger, his body scarred by Fingolfin's eight mighty wounds. He can never rest from his pain, but seeks forever to dominate all that is light and good in the world. He is the origin of man's fear of darkness and created many foul creatures with his evil powers. Orcs, Dragons, and Trolls are his most foul corruptions, causing much pain and suffering in the world to please him. His disgusting visage, twisted with evil, is crowned with iron, the two remaining Silmarils forever burning him. Grond, the mighty Hammer of the Underworld, cries defiance as he strides towards you to crush you to a pulp! This evil creature is found at a depth of 5000ft and moves incredibly quickly. He is magical, casting spells intelligently which invoke mana storms, produce mana bolts, produce nether balls, cause brain smashing, summon monsters, summon Unique Monsters, summon Ring Wraiths, summon Greater Undead, summon Ancient Dragons or summon Greater Demons; 1 time in 3. He can bore through walls and push past weaker monsters. He regenerates quickly. He is immune to acid, lightning, fire, cold and poison. He cannot be frightened or confused or slept. He is ever vigilant for intruders, which he may notice from 1000 feet. He may carry up to 20 exceptional objects. He can hit to shatter with damage 20d10, hit to shatter with damage 20d10, hit to reduce all stats with damage 10d12 and touch to drain charges. You feel an intense desire to kill this monster...
Use MS Translator to translate it into all the languages (including chinese, korean, arabic, japanese...), and you get this hallucinating garbage:
[[mwrGth dense]], relative advantage
The majority of important place 1: [5000 [the cat that nao false] is] very the community of zelf-regeert: Speed 1: Question of the 30:150 [[bwynts]] [[`of iksb]]: 32767
Knight of the rupture [[anGbnd of `]]. As for the picture of the declaration of [monteneguro], something is what the drain plug is which in the taste of the lightning is coloc. That one is external part slope, but [[fynGlfyns]] this body of the necessity of the thing of being, the price that increases in price eight that it works very and was explained. That the perfection is that always intellectual has, is arranges and/or the scientific result, to possibly go since that with additional relative perpetual pain, for the list that is of all searchs that the fact means there that is not known. The Denseness [for the base additional goes, that to carry through noph], the tap that the thing of the private property that lives you is apprehension for the start that vis-a-vis imperfect is very things is e. [[`(one yarde of phyeng = of report 3,954)]The line base of phyeng], how much for a fysh asks of the bird of gradicedocument []], pain of the cause and the enormous one of it must buy the scientists and depravation, of and] is compared satisfactorily with the spurt plans, [in the consideration [- [the needle of mwst of the lagoon of the polar region]] [[`] [iyn of wrdr immediate]. That hatred, the samples [[twystdly]], combination middenseizoen e, one burning additional, as for two of there complete loads [[slmryls]] is, the sojourn that is adapted always. [[Grwnd]], the challenge of the inferior of the enthusiastic part the hammer comes, [[`] of the scientist and uprightness that [iyn of wrdr]] that polverizza of the group goes! It is moved direct and 5000 he is false and imperfect biology] and you shout in some place, [[was given to full details] Establece [[awnblyfbly `]]. it is more is continued, as in the original that still transmits the together intellectual who fails and in the conscience that the person of the resentment is if she keeps where bogyman of the acknowledgment or epellation of the question is; [[to mililiter] 1] 3. The way of the rupture and the wall to put [hwlaat] to be late in way that a small possibility increases. YOU exchange directly that one. To be able of the land, the fire, cold air and the public purchase of the paragraph that is developed. Moreover the impossible times of the thing that make it the apprehension and confuse sleep. Thing that considers the parasite that perhaps takes the note of the 1000 polar region. [The material of 20 of the functions] lead perhaps to naashr a campaign. Perhaps [[`] [iyn of wrdr] immediately], [[`] [iyn of wrdr]] D so that [20 [] 10] everything remains that 20 parts [[D] is agitated 10], [[imitation] [iyn of `of wrdr immediate] [[immediately D] of 10]] to push the destination, playing 錨 comes - list of second remains moved away to that one mobility 12 of the order of the sky directly of the part from cérébrovasculaire of the incident to remain those. Hankering to those with the protest of the ruler of the woman is where those die, [hwlt lig]… Type
Of course, the translation using non conventional character sets will give words that can't be translated or that are phonetically translated. But using only languages with conventional character sets still gives hilarious results. Look what our Morgy becomes...
Morgoth, l$signor of densidad
Completely: one has left rare of 5000ft: The speed of the 1:30 leads the question: alternative flow of the 100:150 of 200d EXP: 32767
He is the university professor of the Pole of Angband. The relative illustration is if a black assembly, that the incoronata is the lightning screw. It works indefinitely with anger, the relative body, this rascado of malvagità of powerful Fingolfins eight. They are not to substitute never still possible for relative pain not, but it always tries everything that is good, burnishing and in the commission of the world. The origin of repaired the apprehension of that the man for this densidad of sepulchres and a party of meeting to the creatures of the rulers with relative poor energy. Orcos has and undergrowth of the movement of the peach that relative the favorable corruption of the majority of the ruler is, causing with pain and suffering in the world, in the order, prays the I. The relative faces of the hesitation of sensitivity, twistedly also malvagità, become with iron, then two Silmarils that the incoronato, this always extreme fire remains. The land, the powerful hammer of hampa, since the challenge goes, rhythms has that to pressure, with it with the mass! This poor creature is with a depth of 5000ft and moves incredibly quickly. He is wizard, to transmit to episoden of the intelligent form, to follow the thunder of the basket that lives the helix of the produced basket to cause, the minor produces the areas, them cause the brain, entity of the monster, with singular of the question of the monster of the question, the question with that of RingWraiths, vampiri greater of the question with, old question of the together comet with if the demónios of the question of the commander destroying; 1mal in 3. It can perforate of the last walls and speeds up the peoples weakkest of the monster. It substitutes ràpida. He is geïmmuniseerdt of meeting to the acid one, the lightning screw, the fire, the cold and the poison. It cannot be feared or be confused equally not to be slept. It is absolutely pleasant in way that the invaders, that 1000 can be considered who to increase. It can carry through the article 20 not many municipalities. It is possible in the leisure, one demolishes with damage 20D 10 with the battle with the battle because to demolish already with damage 20D 10, ridurrsi to the emergencia with 12 that 10d of and to the vangloriado one to aprovaçã0 of the tariff of the politics. They produce a desire intense this monster of the slaughter…

serina
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Re: Funny Online Translator

Post by serina » Wed 04.06.2008, 23:40

those with the protest of the ruler of the woman is where those die
Does this mean all female characters fighting "$signor of densidad" will die automatically?

Heh

PowerWyrm
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Re: Funny Online Translator

Post by PowerWyrm » Mon 09.06.2008, 14:34

Just one last hilarious translation... english to german, arabic, chinese, korean, spanish, french, italian, japanese, dutch, portugues, french again using a tool to correct grammar then back to english.
Density, the relative advantage of Morgoth
In the order which is deeply given: 5000ft
Part of the increase: 1
Speed: 30
This damages the ground: 200d100
To change time into gift of the tide: 150
Exp. : 32767
Knight of the rupture of Angband. As for the image of the declaration of Montenegro, it is something of what is the drain plug at what is put in the taste of Bern. In this constitution, with the external part presents which mad that Fingolfin is extremely there with a route of the eight price where the increase in the competition of the prices resides. That the perfection is what always it has of intellectual, the scientific result is given the responsability to probably go since there with an additional relative perpetual pain, for the list of all research which has the means of making there what is not known. Before the base does not continue, they is those to carry out, to beat this thing of the obstacle to the private property which you live, because they are an apprehension for the imperfect beginning and are much like him, a thing of opposition. To an immediate chance, to the bird of the dependence and the problem, the comparative original relatively launches with the manner the needle of the edge where the purchase, enormous and harder from this way than the hook of quality, extracts the scientist of which you follow the special service and orcs who suffer. As for a relative quantity, in the continuation, the reference to two Silmarils, you like in a twisted way the drain plug but not entirely fire and that makes of it you think that it put in the anus, always, entirely what you gave him bound. Since inside the scientific ground it comes to the challenge, the related subordinate section of the hammer where the grinding of the soft group is fine incorporates that whose uprightness is strong while the relative one exists! The cry with 5000ft and it bad detail of the movement of the base of the biology of the possibility of dresser opened the place where that one resides. In the original order that one informs as leaves what because of what the group of all this information compared this in the employee of the conclusion that many is attacked, the monster and the result of the brain informs the monster of a simply given defect of form compared in the exquisite one that it destroys that, the intellectual informs another external share to fail, the splendid one concerning the bogey because the matrices of RingWraiths are, because of the blessing of the sky, the reason which informs that one to respect the blessing of the tempestuous sky and what is deformed for after transmitting the diving of the return of the polyuria of the intention of order, for in the sky with those who are not to die and with animosity where this is spelled sufficiently that is old; from 3, 1 hour. Perhaps that the wall and the monster of the rupture delay the perforation of the power which is shortened. You exchange that one directly. The power of cold air from where it paid the paragraph of the fire of Bern, a signal was become. Impossibility, moreover confuses with the fact of that the apprehension is made and you must sleep. You must think that all the parasite by that it takes the note, this exquisite, he the 1000ft polisher which is its capacity. The point with 20 materials of the countryside which perhaps is not much the community automatic-control. To indicate, as in the thing follow, and immediate mobilities 20d10 of the imitation of the order unnecessarily of sound immediately service for touching where those of the image of the list of space are all the remainders had been without jolt, the immediately useless part 20d10 with fray itself without being possible, 10d12 are that one, direct operation of the collision. That protests of the monster which the wine because of the hand dregs believes… the demolition which desire.

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